Alternate Life as a Flight Attendant

In your alternate life, you speak French and are a flight attendant.
In your alternate life, you have a boyfriend named Trevor, and Trevor has a golden retriever who is also named Trevor.
In your alternate life, you are a man and you are gay.
In your alternate life, the Rocky Mountains look like pictures of mountains from the 1970’s.
In your alternate life, you keep your eyes on the mountains while listening to the in-flight announcements and miming putting on a lifejacket for two-hundred unimpressed passengers.
In your alternate life, your name is Trevor and your boyfriend’s name is Trevor and your dog’s name is Trevor.
In your alternate life you are pushing a cart full of light refreshments down a narrow aisle.
In your alternate life, you think about Trevor at home, and for a second your boyfriend Trevor and your dog Trevor are one.
In your alternate life, a baby is crying and someone is asking if you can’t please do something about it.
In your alternate life, you have to look at people and smile at them even when they don’t deserve to be smiled at.
In your alternate life, you and Trevor your boyfriend take Trevor the dog to the dog park by the beach on your days off.
In your alternate life, the plane is preparing to land and you’re almost home.

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