1. You’re reading this list.
2. After seeing point one and establishing the author was going to chastise you through all eleven points, you’ve decided to continue reading anyway.
3. You’ve moved onto point three just in case the first two points were a lie.
4. I had oatmeal for breakfast.
5. Yesterday I had peanut butter toast and a banana for breakfast.
6. After starting to read a possibly humorous list about spending too much time on the internet, you’ve found yourself amid a banal catalog of what the author had for breakfast, and yet you’re still reading.
7. The day before yesterday I was at my parent’s house and we had eggs!
8. You’re still reading.
9. You’re still reading.
10. You read point number nine even thought at a glance, it was clearly the same as point number eight.
11. You read this entire list. Time to check your facebook, check the weather and refresh twitter.
2. After seeing point one and establishing the author was going to chastise you through all eleven points, you’ve decided to continue reading anyway.
3. You’ve moved onto point three just in case the first two points were a lie.
4. I had oatmeal for breakfast.
5. Yesterday I had peanut butter toast and a banana for breakfast.
6. After starting to read a possibly humorous list about spending too much time on the internet, you’ve found yourself amid a banal catalog of what the author had for breakfast, and yet you’re still reading.
7. The day before yesterday I was at my parent’s house and we had eggs!
8. You’re still reading.
9. You’re still reading.
10. You read point number nine even thought at a glance, it was clearly the same as point number eight.
11. You read this entire list. Time to check your facebook, check the weather and refresh twitter.
Jane Ozkowski 